classicalglow:

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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then you find that one AU

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kingsleyyy:

waiting on your friend to walk outside when they said they were already ready

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knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

Anonymous asked

"Ugh, you really have the face for radio- OMG SORRY CECIL!" OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT ONE

sexybaldwin:

Can you imagine Kevin sweeping an eye over Cecil and saying this, with Lauren fervently agreeing and Cecil being really pleased for ages until it’s hours later at home, and with his head in Carlos’s lap as they watch TV together something clicks and he suddenly realises,

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comicbookparody:

X-Men First Class: Canon Demands it

By Kathy Vicki

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Tom Hiddleston by Lorenzo Agius [source]


Kevin was laying on the bed clothed in nothing but a tiny pair of black lace panties and Diego’s lab coat. He giggled as he held his phone up above him and snapped a picture with the phone’s camera. He quickly sent the picture to Diego without any sort of explanation.

themoreyoustrex:

queensxdog:

themoreyoustrex:

queensxdog:

themoreyoustrex:

Diego was sitting in his office, filling out paperwork, when his phone buzzed. His first reaction was annoyance - he had a very strict “Only Interrupt Me During Work If Someone Important Is Dying, Or Someone Will Definitely Die” policy with his employees - but the feeling quickly disappeared when he saw who was texting. Kevin! Was something wrong? Quickly, he checked the message…

Only to freeze.

Kevin was…h-he was…well, he was all right, for one. Very all right. Yes indeed. You have my attention, he replied.

Kevin nodded his head in quick agreement. He wanted to run his hands along Diego’s thighs but he couldn’t in his current situation unfortunately. “Anything you want. I’m here for you to use me.” He said as he licked his lips and stared hungrily at his boyfriends cock.

“Damn right you are,” Diego murmured. The lust was nearly overpowering at this point, making Kevin’s hesitation nearly unbearable. “Love,” he tried not to sound like he was begging. “My darling Kevin. /Hurry the fuck up/.”

Kevin looked up at Diego and grinned widely before he leaned in a bit and took the head of Diego’s cock into his mouth having his hands still tied behind his back made keeping his balance a little bit more difficult as well as pulling back but this wasn’t the first time he’d had to deal with it and he had honestly gotten quite good at keeping himself in check.

Diego almost cried out with how mindblowingly /amazing/ it was. The feel of Kevin around him – even if it was just the tip of him. Even if it – /oh, Smiling God/ – it /wasn’t enough/. “Kevin, /don’t tease me/!” he gasped.

Kevin grinned to himself. He knew that despite him being the one tied up and being bosses around, that he had Diego exactly where he wanted him, at his mercy. He was controlling his pleasure. He of course relented and gave Diego exactly what he wanted, taking him into his mouth completely as he smirked around him.


Kevin was laying on the bed clothed in nothing but a tiny pair of black lace panties and Diego’s lab coat. He giggled as he held his phone up above him and snapped a picture with the phone’s camera. He quickly sent the picture to Diego without any sort of explanation.

themoreyoustrex:

queensxdog:

themoreyoustrex:

Diego was sitting in his office, filling out paperwork, when his phone buzzed. His first reaction was annoyance - he had a very strict “Only Interrupt Me During Work If Someone Important Is Dying, Or Someone Will Definitely Die” policy with his employees - but the feeling quickly disappeared when he saw who was texting. Kevin! Was something wrong? Quickly, he checked the message…

Only to freeze.

Kevin was…h-he was…well, he was all right, for one. Very all right. Yes indeed. You have my attention, he replied.

Kevin nodded his head in quick agreement. He wanted to run his hands along Diego’s thighs but he couldn’t in his current situation unfortunately. “Anything you want. I’m here for you to use me.” He said as he licked his lips and stared hungrily at his boyfriends cock.

“Damn right you are,” Diego murmured. The lust was nearly overpowering at this point, making Kevin’s hesitation nearly unbearable. “Love,” he tried not to sound like he was begging. “My darling Kevin. /Hurry the fuck up/.”

Kevin looked up at Diego and grinned widely before he leaned in a bit and took the head of Diego’s cock into his mouth having his hands still tied behind his back made keeping his balance a little bit more difficult as well as pulling back but this wasn’t the first time he’d had to deal with it and he had honestly gotten quite good at keeping himself in check.

oswald-fortheos-win:

hottiesinpurgatory:

faeryhearts:

In the Victorian era, hand-fans were used not only to cool oneself but also as a secret way to communicate the language of love. For example, by running one’s fingers through the fan’s ribs, one is trying to say, "I want to talk to you." The enigmatic language of the fan was widely used by both men and women.

I. A fan placed near the heart.
"You have won my love."

II. A closed fan touching the right eye.
"When may I be allowed to see you?"

III. A closed fan moved threateningly.
"Do not act so impudently!"

IV. A half-opened fan pressed to the lips.
"You may kiss me."

V. Covering the left ear with an open fan.
"Do not betray my secret."

VI. Hiding the eyes behind an open fan.
"I love you."

VII. Shutting a fully open fan slowly.
"I promise to marry you."

VIII. Fanning oneself slowly.
"I am married."

IX. Letting one’s fan rest on the right cheek or the left.
"Yes" and "No", interchangeably.

X. Opening and closing the fan several times.
"You are cruel."

XI. Fan in front of the face.
"Follow me."

XII. Twirling the fan in the left hand.
"We are being watched."

XIII. Fan held over left ear.
"I wish to be rid of you."

XIV. Carrying an open fan in the left hand.
"Come and talk to me."

XV. Opening a fan wide.
"Wait for me."

XVI. Placing the fan behind the head with finger.
"Goodbye."

[Artwork: Secret, by Lee Yun-hi.]

WHAT IF YOU WERE JUST HOLDING A FAN AND NOT TRYING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT YOU ACTUALLY PROMISED SOME GUY YOU’D MARRY HIM

[I WANT THIS AU PLEASE?]

christophwaltz:

Straight men worked up over hamburger wrapper

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parteira:

jyosef:

siriuslyscrewedup:

I don’t understand the joke why does this have 3k+ notes these pictures aren’t even related in any way

omg

SWEET JESUS THIS FUCKING WEBSITE I AM DONE

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